Tuesday, January 20, 2009

NEWS: Pastor makes inaugural sci-fi blunder...

Read the report here.

"'Bishop T.D. Jakes, a senior pastor from Houston, used Scripture to offer the incoming president four lessons for his administration. "In time of crisis, good men must stand up," Jakes said. "God always sends the best men into the worst times." He also told the worshipers, "This is not a time for politeness or correctness; this is a time for people to confront issues and bring about change. . . . You cannot enjoy the light without enduring the heat.'
Looking directly at Obama, Jakes said, 'The problems are mighty and the solutions are not simple, and everywhere you turn there will be a critic waiting to attack every decision that you make. But you are all fired up, sir, and you are ready to go. And this nation goes with you. God goes with you.'
'I say to you as my son who is here today, my 14-year-old son -- he probably would not quote Scripture. He probably would use Star Trek instead. And so I say, 'May the force be with you.' "

Sigh. All nerds in this country feel betrayed at your lack of sci-fi knowledge sir. Star Trek is, "Live long and prosper." Star Wars is, "May the force be with you."

The nerve.

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